Financial Domination Phone Sex with Absinthe
Sunday September 02nd 2012, 10:05 pm
Filed under: financial domination

Hey fuckwads! Do you like edgy play – as in knife play…or maybe something to do with your finances. I’m game for both, though I can’t really do knife play over the phone. 🙁 But I can make you bleed green for me by draining your wallet…drip…drip…drip. Damn, fuckwad, my panties just got wet thinking about wallet raping you. The sad fact for you is that your money is the ONLY thing about you that will make my panties wet.

If your little nubbin in your tighty whities is starting to stir at the mere thought of financial domination by yours truly, then I suggest you get that credit card out and start dialing my number. Make it a good long phone call because I’m going to drain you very slowly and over a very long course of time. Who knows…by the time I’m through with you, I’ll be living in a mansion, and you’ll be living in a cardboard box under an overpass somewhere.

Absinthe

1-888-844-2921 USA callers
0-808-134-9931 UK callers
1-900-226-7979 Bill to phone

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