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The doctor said, “Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”<\/p>\n
Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.<\/p>\n
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.<\/p>\n
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.<\/p>\n
He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need … a new suit.”<\/p>\n
He entered the shop and told the salesman, “I’d like a new suit.” The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see … Size 44 long.”<\/p>\n
Bill laughed, “That’s right, how did you know? “Been in the business 60 years!” the tailor said.<\/p>\n
Bill tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?”<\/p>\n
Bill thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.” The salesman eyed Bill and said, “Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1\/2 neck..”<\/p>\n
Bill was surprised, “That’s right, how did you know?” “Been in the business 60 years!” Bill tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.<\/p>\n
Bill walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, “How about some new underwear?”<\/p>\n
Bill thought for a moment and said, “Sure.” The salesman said, “Let’s see… Size 36.”<\/p>\n
Bill laughed, “Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn a size 32 since I was 18 years old.”<\/p>\n
The salesman shook his head, “You can’t wear a size 32. A size 32 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
\nhell of a headache.”<\/p>\n
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