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I’m not at all kind when a guy calls me up for small cock humiliation phone sex. Why would I be? As I told my caller last night, what’s there to be nice about a small cock? What use is it? Well, let me back up and say there’s no sexual use. Instead, what use it is to me is a great source of amusement. Small cocks are funny – pure and simple. They try to strain and get bigger by growing hard, but they’ll never reach the status of fuckable.
I reminded my caller last night that no matter how many times he pulls on his little nub, it ain’t growing bigger. He swears it is, and I laughed in his face. Um, really? Seriously, you think your weenis is getting bigger! Dude, measure it every time, and I bet it’ll never grow more than a quarter of an inch. I’m being generous about the quarter inch because sometimes the measurements aren’t accurate.
Anyway, every time I have a small cock humiliation phone sex call, I know I’m going to be laughing my ass off. I also know my caller is going to be jerking his little gherkin and emptying his little cherry tomato balls. Isn’t that special – lol!
Anna
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