Do you really think your pinkie sized dickie is going to please my goddess pussy? Seriously!?! LOL! There is no way you’ll ever be man enough for me, no matter how many blue pills you pop or how many herbal remedies you take to increase your length. It just ain’t gonna happy, little man.

So why don’t you just face the fact that you’re a loser jerkoff with a teeny weeny weeny! All you’ll amount to in life is comic relief for a goddess like me who wants a good laugh. So drop your drawers and tell me all about your Cheeto sized dick and its raisinette companions, so I can laugh my sexy ass off!

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Abso-fucking-lutely Absinthe!

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What’s up mother fuckers??

This is Roxy, of course all ya’ll know me!! Fuck ya! I’m the fetish queen around this mother fucker! I have been getting the most amazing calls lately from new fetish freaks! Hell ya, I love new callers! So I get a call from a nasty freak today and he wantes me to fuck a K9 and then fuck a guy in front of him while he watches. He also said he was into scat and golden showers so I did him a mother fucking favor by pissing and shitting on his stupid ass! Fucking dumb man cunt…I fucked him up REAL GOOD! I bet I get another call from him real soon!

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Mistress Brittany is here for all your naughty femdom fantasies! Just today I got the most amazing call from a man we shall call shrimp dick.

Shrimp dick has a incrediby small and worthless cock, in fact it is so worthless, I decided we needed to get rid of it, and that is exactly where the fun with this call starts! I took out a knife and teased him up until he was about to cum and then I cut his balls right off! After his balls were gone, there was no reason why he needed his shrimp dick anymore, so I took the knife and with one large slice, I cut the fucker off!

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Hiccup! That’s what I want to hear when you call me all tipsy and loose of tongue. I love a man who’s a little inebriated, and I love it even more when I get that man drunker and drunker. Just pour a little more hard liquor, baby, and let’s chat some more. Tell me all about your perverted fantasies: what makes your pecker hard? What makes you keep stroking? What makes you blow your load?

Oh, and speaking of load, blowing your wad of money talking to me is so sexy – as sexy as your vulnerability when you’re drunk off your ass and chattering away. What very personal secrets are you going to reveal to me? Mmmmm…I get a little tipsy just thinking about it!

Gemma~

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Ah, if only I could get my knife and hands on your cock and balls. I’d torture them like they’ve never been tortured before. I hope you don’t mind the sight of blood – your blood. Hahahaha! Since one of my favorite things in life is to see men squirm, what better way than torturing those paltry family jewels of yours.

Since I can’t be there in person to wring that dingaling, make sure you have some implements nearby – like rubber bands, clothespins, a wooden spoon, and the like – when we talk on the phone. Oh, how about some sandpaper too!?! (Muahahahahaha)

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Why is it that I always attract such younger men, wanting to be dominated by a hot milf such as myself? Not just on the phone, but in real life too lol…It’s freaking crazy, I love it! Just so everyone knows, I am 42, and I seem to attract mass amounts of men in their early 20’s, and it is fucking hot dominating the shit out of them! I love making them worship my feet, and kiss my toes, even making them worship my pussy. I love telling them no and giving them blue balls! Hell ya, I’m the shit and I know it lol.

Talk to you younger boys soon!

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Hey boys,
I bet you love looking at this hot ass, don’t you? I bet you love it when I bend over and get my mail in the morning, or when I hang out with my girls sun tanning in the afternoon, or play volly ball in my back yard…ya your a fuckin’ perv alright, and I am going to out ya!

So your in your back yard, watching me like you always do, when I catch you pulling out your dickand start to rub it. That’s when I decide it is time to go over there and teach you a lesson. So I climb the fence, come right up to you. You seem to think I am coming over there to suck you off or something. Boy, you couldn’t be more wrong! I lift my foot up and kick you as hard in the balls as I can, you fall to the groud, and in my cute bitchy little teen voice I tell you to kiss my fucking feet…Do it, cock sucker!

I love teaching perverts like you lessons!

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I’m your hot wife who can’t get enough cock, but your cock I can definitely get enough of. In fact, icky poo, I don’t want your cock anymore but I don’t want to deny myself. That’s why I step out on you most every night, looking for hard bodies and big hard cocks to stuff inside my pussy.

My favorite kind is naturally big black dick. Think of it, a Southern Belle like me fucking as much big black dick as I can and all the while my little dicked white cuckie hubby is at home all by his widdle lonesome. I eat at fancy restaurants and get incredible orgasms. Don’t worry, huney, I’ll bring home some leftovers – like a warm creampie for ya!

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