Hey, fucktards! Let me introduce myself. I’m Mz. Absinthe – like the drink…addictive and irresistible. I’m also merciless and a total sadistic bitch who likes to chew men up and spit them out. One of the things that cracks me up to no end is you half-men: men whose dicks are less than 7 inches.
Ick!
Or maybe you have a longer dick, but it’s as thin as a pencil or a cigarette.
Ick!
So why not make lemonade out of lemons! Me laughing at your birth defect. HAHAHAHAHA! I’ll tell you what your girlfriend or wife has been too polite to tell you about your lil dickie. And yes, women really do cringe when they see your pinkie dickie and how horrifically small it it. I can’t wait to laugh my sexy ass off at your below-the-belt punch line. HAHAHAHA!
Absinthe
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